Halloweenowy humor

Happy Halloween! :-)

Q: What did Dracula say when he kissed his vampire girlfriend?
A: Ouch…
Q: How do monsters tell their future?
A: They read their horrorscope…
Q: Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
A: No, they eat the fingers separately…
Q: Why don't skeletons ever go out on the town?
A: Because they don't have any body to go out with…
Q: What is Dracula's favorite kind of coffee?
A: Decoffinated…
Q: What would a monster's psychiatrist be called?
A:Shrinkenstein…
Q: What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?
A: A cereal killer…
Q: What does a child monster call his parents?
A:Mummy and Deady…
Q: What is a vampire's favorite mode of transportation?
A: A blood vessel…
Q: What is a ghost's favorite mode of transportation?
A: A scareplane…
Glossary:

• coffin – trumna
• shrink (informal) – psychiatra
• cereal – płatki zbożowe
• mummy – mumia
• vessel – statek, okręt
• blood vessel – naczynie krwionośne