English class jokes, czyli szkolny humor

Wakacje w pełni i pewnie żaden uczeń nie tęskni za szkołą. Prezentujemy kilka zabawnych dowcipów z serii „humor szkolny”. 

TEACHER: Dorothy, what did you write your report on?
PUPIL: A piece of paper.

TEACHER: Fred, the story you handed in, called “Our Dog,” is exactly like your brother's.
FRED: Of course. It's the same dog.  

TEACHER: Your spelling is much better. Only five mistakes that time.
PUPIL: Thank you.
TEACHER: Now let's go on to the next word.                       

TEACHER: Mort, how do you spell Mississippi?
PUPIL: The river or the state?  

TEACHER: How many “i”s do you use to spell Mississippi?
PUPIL: None. I can do it blindfolded.  

TEACHER: If “can't” is short for “cannot,” what is “don't” short for?
PUPIL: Doughnut.  

TEACHER: Herman, name two pronouns.
PUPIL: Who, me?
TEACHER: Correct!  

TEACHER: Wade, give me an example of a double negative.
WADE: I don't know none.
TEACHER: Excellent!
(From schooljokes.com)
Słowniczek:

• hand in – oddać (o pracy domowej)
• blindfolded– z zawiązanymi oczami
• short for sth – skrót od czegoś
• doughnut – pączek
• pronoun – zaimek

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