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• In a Tokyo Hotel: Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such thing is please not to read notis.

• In a Belgrade hotel elevator: To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor.Driving is then goingalphabeticallyby national order.

• In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery: You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursdays.

• Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop: Ladies may have a fit upstairs.

• In a Bangkok dry cleaner's: Drop your trousers here for best results.

• Outside a Paris dress shop: Dresses for street walking.

• In a Zurich hotel: Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.

• In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist: Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.

• Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand: Would you like to ride on your own ass?

• In a Norwegian cocktail lounge: Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.

• In an Acapulco hotel: The manager has personally passed all the water served here.

• In a Tokyo shop: Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find they are best in the long run.

• In a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo: When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor.

• On a Bulgarian web site: You may visit this webpage, only if you are logged in or it is unavailable.

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