Szalone instrukcje

Dziś na zimową chandrę proponujemy zestaw zabawnych instrukcji i ostrzeżeń, jakie można znaleźć na opakowaniach produktów.

• Box of household nails CAUTION! – Do NOT swallow nails! May cause irritation!

• Bottle of bathtub cleaner For best results, start with clean bathtub before use.

• Can of orange juice100% pure all-natural fresh-squeezed orange juice from concentrate.

• Toilet brush Do not use for personal hygiene.

• TV manual Do not pour liquids into your television set.

• Bag of cat biscuits Simply pour the biscuits into a bowl and allow the cat to eat when it wants.

• Credit card statement Payment is due by the due date.

• Sign at a railroad station Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted (ścigany).

• Microwave ovenDo not use for drying pets.

• Frisbee Warning: May contain small parts.

• 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow(taczka) Not intended for highway use.

• Hair dryer Do not use in shower. Do not use while sleeping.

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